Thanks for getting drunk with my boyfriend;
without me. What else are best friends for anyway? (This is obviously sarcasm… >_>)
Holy shit, I follow some hot ass people.
nicesprites-: mmm, ass people.
I WANT TO HAVE;
a smoke out with ALL of my local tumblr friends. SO, if you live in the vicinity/know me irl, HELP ME PLAN THIS SHIT. :)
What do you do when...
you start catching little signs that your boyfriend and your best friend are flirting? It’s not like I can confront either of them. Maybe it’s just paranoia from all my past relationships but this seems real, and sickening. :( Help would deffffinitellyyyyyy be appreciated.
Tumblr, I love you,
but the way you show up on my facebook bothers me. Hello facebook. Hahah. I wish I could choose which posts I want to show on my facebook. I don’t want to have to go through all the trouble of disabling it, posting something, then enabling it again. And half the time, when I go to delete it off the facebook stream, it fails, cause the internet SUCKS BIG FAT DICKS.
"I think I'll just skip Mardi Gras for your...
Uhm, were you considering missing my birthday for Madri Gras? Cause I’ll kick your ass homeboy.
Don't you love those moments
when you realize you’re gettin’ DOWN to music completely by yourself. I am definitely dancin’ to Shaggy in my computer chair right now, joint in one hand, coffee in the other. My life is complete. :)
I HAVE INTENSE COTTONMOUTH;
and it won’t go away. I’ve downed a whole mini bottle of gatorade and it persists! whadafuckkkkkkk mannn. Someone bring me some juice, please. :)
This almost made me piss myself. Triippppyyyyyy... →