I have been trying to take a shower for the last like, 3 hours. Stupid distractions like online streaming of Skins and really cute girls showing up on my dash every 5 minutes! God damnit tumblr, stop being so cute today. Is today like… post cute webcam photos of yourself day?
Reblog if you had a boner today.
moonlightandwhispers: thatswhatilikeabouttexas: jennyfourtwenty: phishphan420: voodoochild-: (via nelsonmandela, kelvinween)
Gooches are a dirty part of any sort of creature.– Keelan Vinson. :D
That stage in a friendship where you can start...
thenakedsatsuma: EPICCCC. Love you for this Brittany. :D
I’m bored, broke, and weedless. Work was overstaffed tonight so they let me off. How nice. Someone make me smile. And yes, Brittany, you’re right. They meant to say Brent’s asshole was overstuffed. Hahah, somehow someone is gonna see this and tell him; I can feel it.
So I'm looking up prices for my dream car;
and I read this, which seems like it might actually be a real person seriously asking someone to buy a car in this manner, but I’m not sure. :D “Yeah dis My 1987 LTD Crown Victoria, I Just Through Dem 22’s On There Wit Dem Flowmasters Hangin Out The Ass Of That Bitch Wit dem SoloBaric 12’s Straight Droppin In The Trunk Tryin To Trick It Out A Little To Show Dez Chevy...
Christmas Eve Day. :D
This is gonna be hilariously awesome. I’m already getting that floaty feeling. I’ve been drinking hycodan syrup for my cough and I decided, ehhh I only have a couple tbsp’s left in this bottle, why not down the rest? Now we just need to find someone who has weed, and get some more Christmas presents for the people we haven’t yet. Keelan isn’t even here yet and...
You know you're desperate when;
you sift through a gallon ziplock bag of change (mostly pennies, mind you) for the silvers to get weed. BUT YA KNOW WHAT? I have a nice fat dime sack now. Suckkk onnn thattttt. <3
lisa-dank asked: I was just looking for you on my list of people I follow to put you in a post of my favorite blogs, and you weren't there. I didn't unfollow you intentionally, I promise. I'm back on the radar now, though. I love love love you :)
I shouldn't think about these things;
but as I’m going through my uncle’s many albums on facebook of pictures our family(large scale) has sent my grandma over the years, I’m seeing recurring nameless faces. And as I go through a small section of pictures there’s countless comments from various family members asking who the nameless faces are. Well, when you’re at a large event, there’s probably...
Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.
moonlightandwhispers: katnisspotter: -sluttypumpkin: whutwhutinthebutt: theatomicboom: astairewashere: siriuslyawesome: breakfastatlennons: landsharkkidd: humpinghippogriffs: thepadadick: accio-invisiblecunt: grasp-your-mandrake: REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle. I’m on a hotel computer, so no cute HP GIFs to go along...
Today is a great day. :D
I’ve been doing nothing except hang out with Keelan and Tommy, driving around. I got a few new locks in my hair, too. :) Moe Monday is calling my name, and adding a little stress though. The lunar eclipse should be pretty great tonight. Keelan, Milan and I are watching it on my roof with some lightbulbs. I haven’t used that term in forever. :D
Dear Mr. Potter is looking for pictures of DMP...
dearmrpotter: Submit pictures here, be sure to include your first name, last initial, age, and URL! They’ll all almost definitely be in the book. Reblog to get out the word, please! Deffffinitelyyyyy about to go do this. ;)
lisa-dank asked: JUSSSSSSSS, Michael is at James'. We ARE still hanging out tonight, though. And I'm buying nuggienugnugnugs.
You have no idea how FUMINGLY pissed off I am...
I just told my bestfriend about my mom getting fired from her 2nd job, and how we’re gonna lose the house now unless I take on twice the hours at work (which Brent won’t let me) and we have to find somewhere to stay and all she says is “FUCK DUDE, who am I gonna chill with when I get off the bus?” NO ONE FUCKING TALK TO ME.